another moral hangover. fuck.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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