just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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