Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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