Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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