Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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