nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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