No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
