I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
