Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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