Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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