Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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