who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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