I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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