So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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