if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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