How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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