is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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