Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Let's get the cat blown out
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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