I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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