I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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