You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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