is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
These tits shall not be calmed
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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