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say what?
wanna hang out?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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