So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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