I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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