thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
