You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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