I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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