Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
