How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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