I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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