well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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