He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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