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she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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