Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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