I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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