I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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