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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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