brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
