may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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