Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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