your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
