Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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