I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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