I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
