8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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