R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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