At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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