She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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