She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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