y did u give ur computer a hand job?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Couch. On fire.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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