Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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