Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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